Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.