Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....