Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...