Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
The guide for all men
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My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...