Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...