Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...