Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...