Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...