Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...