This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
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