Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...