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Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
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Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
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Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
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your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
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25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...