Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...