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Bonds And Men
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Halloween handouts
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TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Closing down Denny’s
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Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
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Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...