Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...