Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...