Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...