Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...