Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...