Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...