A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.