Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!