Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...