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Bill
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Major Cause of Divorce
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Froglights!
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Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A Man is a Wasp?
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No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
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