Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...