Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...