Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...