Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…