Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...