Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...