Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...