Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...