Methods of execution
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Go for Gold
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police glow worm
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Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...