Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...