Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!