I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...