When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...