A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Money Quotes
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a mean looking woman
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How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
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Mysterious picture
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Unlocking your car
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Have to
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Efficiency
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Life is cruel
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