An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...