Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....