Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.