DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...