The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...