How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
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Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...