A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...