Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...