King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...