Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...