Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...