Please describe him
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The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Yo mama is so lazy
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Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
The skier’s dictionary
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How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...