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Actual product instructions.
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Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
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Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Because they squeak!
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A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...