In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...