Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...