Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...