Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday