2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...